Thursday, February 27, 2014

Dunkin Love czyli I have a jam-filled brick in my stomach



I have eaten 6 doughnuts today. That’s my personal best, I think, in all my Fat Thursdays a.k.a Doughnut Days. Blood no longer flows in my veins. It’s pure lukier (glaze). And I know what I am about to say is blasphemy, but the best doughnuts I have had today were from Tesco. I know, it’s a terrible thing to say but they really were the best.

Tomorrow, I am eating nothing.

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Monday, February 10, 2014

The Fake Out

I have been faked out again.
Sometimes I just turn on the radio and do a swing around all the stations till I hit upon a tune I like. Then just sometimes nature calls, and I have to go to the bathroom. And then just sometimes when I come back to the room I hear some serious church talk and discover that my radio was actually tuned to Radio Maryja which had been temporarily broadcasting some normal music. I call it the Radio Maryja Fake Out.


This is absolutely true. You can catch me wandering around my field trying to catch enough network coverage to send a text message, but I can always pick up Radio Maryja.

Apparently some people think contrary to me. How is that possible?

Happy listening!

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Words of Wisdom



Some words of wisdom from my student…
According to my student, men need only three things at home to be content. Here they are in no particular order:
1. sex
2. dinner
3. peace & quiet
Some words of wisdom from Chris…
If you do the sex twice, you don’t have to cook the dinner.
You are very welcome.