Wednesday, November 28, 2012

What a day

You know what’s worse than being shat on? Having to spend an hour listening to a well-respected individual lay-out the whole “Jewish conspiracy” for you and then laugh at you when you don’t agree. At least I’ll get paid.

7 comments:

Marek Cyzio said...

It always amazes me that people like that exist! "Jewish conspiracy", "Tupolev helium", "NASA Moon conspiracy". "Flu vaccine conspiracy" and so on. People just dream about secret societies, conspiracies and wrongdoing.

Prezentuje Prezenty said...

Poor Chris! you seem to be having a lot of bad days recently - I hope that changes soon!

fiona_apple said...

Dear Reality,
Please give Chris a break.
Regards,
Fiona

papageno said...

Marek, conspiracy theories are great! I'm a great fan. They explain everything and you don't need to prove them. And if there's any evidence you're wrong then clearly it was fabricated by the CIA (pre '90 Poland) or KGB/FSB (later).

Do you really think that pigeon ACCIDENTALLY shat on Chris? Out of all these people?

And then, just a moment later, a dog in the bus? Coincidence? I don't think so.

And how would they know Chris would take a bus that particular day? Unless they had messed up her car...

Chris said...

Marek - I have another conspiracy theorist who is very into the vaccine conspiracy. Because of the company he works for, he's making me scared that he really knows something.

PP- Me too. Tomorrow is another day and another bus. I will be on the lookout for anything to step in.

Fiona- And to add to that perhaps a lottery winning as well.

Papageno - You've got something there...

Malgosia said...

I can only imagin since I know how much Poles "LOVE" the Jews. How ironic!

fiona_apple said...

Don't push it, Chris. Reality can only do so much. :)