My Bad Day which started Monday of last week when I bumped a lady (I mean her car) while parking and she about had an aneurysm has now extended to A Bad Week.
My name has officially been changed from Kurwa Piątek Znowu to Kurwa Poniedziałek Znowu and I suspect the day after tomorrow it will once again be Kurwa Środa Znowu.
My new name is quite a mouthful so as a modern woman, I think I will hyphenate. Please direct all official correspondence to Pani Kurwa Poniedziałek-Znowu.
Thank You.
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Oh Christ, I mean Mrs. Kurwa Poniedziałek-Znowu, I hope things do change for the better soon. And I think you should get a t-shirt I saw in one of the shops over the weekend - it said: "I hate Mondays". Normally that's my motto, but todays, at least so far, is turning out better than usual.
while parking? was it serious? I hope not (unless you usually park at 100mph)
My daughter had a close encounter of the third kind with another car a few days ago. Damage was minimal, but the other driver (8-+ years old woman) insisted on calling police. She was sure the accident was my daughter's fault. But when Police arrived, they gave the woman a ticket for causing the accident. I was very relieved as the woman already complained about back pain and neck stiffness...
My 'accident' wasn't much of an accident. I tapped the back of the lady's car while parking. She about had a cow and pointed out damage on the side of her bumper, higher than my car and immediately demanded money from me. I gave her my insurance policy, deflected all her questions about my private life, took photos to show that the damage was higher than my car and then left. When she was getting really testy, I suggested we call the police but she declined as she was parked illegally ;) Today, Wednesday, has been uneventful so far and I hope it stays that way.
I don't park at 100 mph and rarely even get a chance to drive that fast, but after apologizing to the lady, she chastized me for not being careful. I told her that I had been careful and that if I had not been careful, she'd be missing half her bumper. I couldn't resist.
Marek - What satisfaction!!!!
And to make things even more funny, a simple scratch on the bumper ended up being a $800 repair ;)
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