So the Chuck Norris jokes have finally hit the 2nd grade...in Poland. My 7-year-old just told me these jokes: Mommy, how many pompki (push-ups) did Chuch Norris do? All of them!!!!! Haaa, haaaaa. Mommy, did you know that Chuck Norris is so good he killed 2 stones with one bird. She laughed for 2 minutes, and then she said , "I don't get it."