Thursday, February 27, 2014

Dunkin Love czyli I have a jam-filled brick in my stomach



I have eaten 6 doughnuts today. That’s my personal best, I think, in all my Fat Thursdays a.k.a Doughnut Days. Blood no longer flows in my veins. It’s pure lukier (glaze). And I know what I am about to say is blasphemy, but the best doughnuts I have had today were from Tesco. I know, it’s a terrible thing to say but they really were the best.

Tomorrow, I am eating nothing.

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Monday, February 10, 2014

The Fake Out

I have been faked out again.
Sometimes I just turn on the radio and do a swing around all the stations till I hit upon a tune I like. Then just sometimes nature calls, and I have to go to the bathroom. And then just sometimes when I come back to the room I hear some serious church talk and discover that my radio was actually tuned to Radio Maryja which had been temporarily broadcasting some normal music. I call it the Radio Maryja Fake Out.


This is absolutely true. You can catch me wandering around my field trying to catch enough network coverage to send a text message, but I can always pick up Radio Maryja.

Apparently some people think contrary to me. How is that possible?

Happy listening!

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Words of Wisdom



Some words of wisdom from my student…
According to my student, men need only three things at home to be content. Here they are in no particular order:
1. sex
2. dinner
3. peace & quiet
Some words of wisdom from Chris…
If you do the sex twice, you don’t have to cook the dinner.
You are very welcome.

Monday, February 3, 2014

In all my life, I never thought I would…

…write a post about anal sex. Anal sex is not something I am particularly interested in as a topic per se, but Krystyna Pawłowicz has made me do it. Write about it, I mean. Not perform it.
At a meeting with PiS supporters, Ms Pawłowicz posed the question,
Czy współżycie do odbytu to jest miłość?
Is anal sex an act of love?
I have been to exactly zero meet-and-greets of any political party anywhere, in any country. I thought they talked about stuff like taxes, social security, the roads, schools, etc. What have I been missing all these years?
Ms Pawłowicz continued her questioning as she asked, I assume rhetorically,
To teraz nawet z kozami, małpami itd. będzie można uprawiać seks? Skoro baba z babą lub chłop z chłopem mogą, to czemu nie?
So what now, having sex with goats and monkeys, etc. will be allowed? If a woman can do it with a woman and a man with a man, why not?

Maybe I will try to answer these questions, rhetorical or not. Or maybe I won’t, I mean if someone is so stupid to pose such questions and in public no less, then such a person or similarly-minded people are in no position to understand an answer to these questions.
Here goes nothing.
Sex is sex. Sometimes sex is love. Sometimes sex is fun. Sometimes sex is a chore. If two people who love each other engage in consensual acts of sex, then those sex acts are at the same time acts of love. And there is something to keep in mind Ms Pawłowicz, heterosexual people possess anuses too.
Ms Pawłowicz is of course alluding to the idea that anal sex performed in a homosexual relationship is devoid of love and even decency. She compares homosexual sex to bestiality and extrapolates a society in which tolerance for homosexuals would extend to tolerance for having sex with animals.
Ms Pawłowicz, sorry, Professor Krystyna Pawłowicz – and I am sorry, for each and every one of your students – the answer to your question is no. Acceptance of homosexuals as human beings with all the rights afforded to human beings such as living, breathing, having sex when they are in love, having sex when they are not in love, not sharing with you what kind of sex they have, working, walking down the streets, etc. does not mean that bestiality will become acceptable behavior. It is true that this behavior exists and despite your suggestions otherwise, it is perpetrated predominantly by heterosexual individuals. It makes sense, I mean, heterosexuals outnumber homosexuals in the world so why not in bestiality? I don’t expect you to understand this. Someone who would wonder aloud in public about the sex acts of others probably doesn’t have the capacity to understand, but you can’t say I didn’t try.
Sory, taki mamy profesor.